June 2011
16 posts
survivezombie:
Tip: Do zombies feel pain? Probably not; but that does not mean martial arts will not be of any use. If you find yourself without a weapon, you could still knock a zombie down by using their weight against them, and this would give you a chance to escape. They might not feel the pain of your kick, but they can not argue with the science that a hard enough one will knock them to...
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Healthier Than The Dead
As Hollywood has told us over the past couple of years, the majority of zombie enthusiasts are…
FAT! Because they also “have to be” just like the stereotypical MMO player. Whether or not this is true, zombies are only as fast the people that they once were, except they don’t have the acid shooting into their legs. No, not drugs, the things that make your legs hurt after...
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Cursing/Swearing/BeingAPottyMouth
This one isn’t directly about Zombies, however, over the last 16 years of my life, I have learned little bits of knowledge. I love to share my pearls of wisdom to you, or at least the ones that have some kind of relation to Zombies.
This one, for instance, is about pain. On my last post, I realized that I assumed that people cuss like a sailor when the zombies come. Granted, today people...
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The Steps of Death (And ZDay)
In lots of movies and tv shows lately, it talks about the steps of death. While some shows may gloss over it in a funny way, it is serious, and it is real. There is almost no avoiding these steps.
However, some people go through the phases faster than others, the only thing that you can do about it is know what stage you are in, and know what stage your teammates are in, so you can plan...
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“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”
“What about a Zombie...”
Team
There is no way in the apocalyptic world you can survive ZDay by yourself.
What you need is a good, organized, team. While some, if not most, people will have to take over two jobs at once, every job is essential, and every person must be fully able to handle their responsibilities. Some of the jobs I will need include:
A Leader: This person must be able to stay calm in every situation, know...
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ZDay Suit
Personally when the zombies come, I don’t want to be walking around in my usual clothes.
Now, I mentioned in a previous post about my other bag. This bag has my homemade armor. I also have a predetermined outfit for this occasion.As a base line, I’m going to be wearing cargo pants/shorts, and a dark t-shirt, a beater(yes, that is Zefron), and running shoes.
Now, along with that,...
“Be Prepared”
– Boy Scouts of America
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Survival Kit
When preparing for ZDay, there is nothing more useful than a Survival Kit.
This is a quick grab bag (qbg) great for, well, quick grabbing at a moments notice. Also, these don’t have to be neccessarily for ZDay, in fact, these are items good for any survival situation, liking hiking, camping, anything not in civilization. I actually have two different qbg’s, one of which I will...
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Making A Plan
Making a plan is essential to survival, for without one, you will be frantic, worrying, and not be able to think straight.
You will follow what is know as herd behavior/herd mentality/ mob mentality. With my plan, and get-away-bag, already prepared, I will be able to think accordingly to the situation at hand. Some good hideouts include, but are not limited to: multileveled schools, warehouse...
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What Kinds of Zombies?
There are many different kinds of zombies out there. The crawlers, the stumblers, the sprinters, the Thrillers, the Haitian folklore, etc.
However, I’m referring to a very specific type of zombie, the Cordyceps zombie. If you look on National Geographic, you will see pictures of said zombies, in ant form. Also, since I am doing these posts from a non religious view whatsoever, global...
